My final plea...if you want a different and better country than you put up with under the Republican machine......
VOTE Tuesday, February 5th
O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M A O B A M AAnd in case you need more reasons to vote for BARACK, read below the red, white, and blue(and charming photo display).
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Barack Obama can piss his name into concrete.
- Barack Obama' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barack Obama.
- Barack Obama once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Barack Obama' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Barack Obama was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
- Barack Obama counted to infinity - twice.
- Barack Obama can speak Braille.
- Barack Obama owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
- Barack Obama does not sleep. He waits.
- If you spell Barack Obama wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Barack Obama?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- Barack Obama puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Barack Obama can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Barack Obama once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
- Barack Obama died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
- Superman owns a pair of Barack Obama pajamas.
- Once a cobra bit Barack Obama' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Barack Obama does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Barack Obama goes killing.
- Barack Obama can slam revolving doors.
- Barack Obama can delete the Recycling Bin.
9 comments:
where did you get these statements about Barack?!! they are outrageous!
I think it's from one of those "Chuck Norris is so tough..." things that has been floating around for a while. And they just substituted Barack's name. Funny, huh.
I'd like to see the Chuck Norris is so tough stuff.
I do intend to vote tom. if I can just find someone to sit in my car with all my sick kids.
Two votes for Obama in Utah! Go Obama!
-Amy
Heather, I just heard through the grapevine that you had your baby! Congrats!!!!!
Heather, I just heard through the grapevine that you had your baby! Congrats!!!!!
Matt, it appears that you have too much free time on your hands! Wanna do our taxes?! JK.
I recently read a comment on another blog (from NZ, no less) which really resonated with me.
Each generation views the world through their generational prism and the fascinating thing I clicked to was that Generation X (very much a buzz term in the 90s) with their distrust of authority and deep cynicism were in the ascendancy, finally wresting power away from those bloody sell out Baby Boomer generation who, idealistic in their youth, had sold out that idealism for selfish hedonism.
I think there is a very real, silent cultural war going on between Baby Boomer bosses set in their way for their own benefit and Gen Xer’s who never trusted the system in the first place and want to change things. No-where do I see that struggle most apparent than the sudden rise of Barack Obama who at 45, is at the exact friction point between Gen X and Baby Boomers. Much has been said of Barack’s ‘generational difference’ but I have yet to see anyone in the mainstream media connect this to Gen X, because when you understand that Barack is Gen X with all the distrust of authority and cynicism towards the status quo that comes with Gen X, you get a real understanding of where he’s coming from.
Generation X and the change they bring with them is exactly what the planet needs. The status quo should be worried.
That sums it up well, and is a well-articulated reason why I embrace further this candidate! A time to stand for change, indeed.
The last statement sealed it for me!
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